Somehow... A Child Is Going To Grow Out Of That Six-Pack Of Hers
Congratulations to Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green who have confirmed through their reps that the two are expecting their first child together.
This is the first child for Megan and the 2nd for B.A.G., who is father to 10-year old Kassius, who he shares custody with Vanessa Marcil.
To all those dudes who are saddened by the news who held out hope for a Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green divorce, I guess this means it’s that much less likely to see the two separated. But hey, if she has a daughter, maybe your future son might have a chance.
Until then… Guess your S#!t Outta Luck homey
And while you may think such thoughts are inappropriate, let’s not forget that when Brian Austin Green played David Silver on Beverly Hills 90210, he was 17… and Megan was a Ripe Old Age of 4 years old.
Garry “Prophecy” Sun for SunOfHollywood.com